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MICHAELANGELO HE AIN'T

Miss Abagail Jones, stood in front of the class, an
new and fresh thought she had was to have her students
envision how so many families suffered such hard ship
just to come to this wonderful part of the country and
seek their fortune. Leaving all the misery and poverty
behind. Abagail always got herself all worked up when
on a new road of educating her young charges, this was
no different.

It was a rather warm day, some of the children were
having trouble following what she was leaning towards,
thy had been given a sheet of paper and as she
enthused in her high nasel tone, they were when she
gave them the go ahead to draw a picture of how they
saw their own family making the trek. More than half
asleep Joesph Cartwright was leaning on his hand
propped up by his elbow. he was as usual really not
listening to what she was saying. but something got
through, he sat up straight,

"Now children" she smiled her thin lips showing more
teeth than necessary."I want you to think about what
it might be like to arrive in a place with nothing,
but the bare essentials, the very bare necessities"

"I will give..." she halted and hands on his squinted
down the rows to the seat occupied by her most famous
student, well to be honest her most frustrating pupil,
study was not this child's forte'. However strangely
enough  he seemed to be every engrossed in his effort.
At first flattered that he was so zealous in his
desire to comply, but the snickers and gasps that met
her half way brought her beady eyes to very narrow
slits alongside her thin hawk nose. Already some girls
were beet red, and the boys covering their faces to
hide the giggles.

"Joseph Francis Cartwright"....."Give me that!"

"B--but M-m-i-ss J-J-jones I ain't"
"Aren't"
"Yesum, arent d-done  yet"

Although he was standing and looking all kinds of
innocent, and very wounded, Abby had a bad feeling
about this. Slowly he handed over his picture,it was
with a mischievous little smirk. Abagail dropped it as
if it was on fire, her hand flew to her face, now
showing scarlet, she began to fan herself with her
free hand,

"Gulp-- is is th-the r so-somthin wrong Miss Jones?"

The boy asked with way to much sympathy.Momentarily
speechless, her eyes drifted back to the paper on the
floor, in spite of her best effort she had to look.

"You young man are in a great deal of trouble, I shall
have to take you home, My self, this is too big to put
into a note." She drew herself up, then bent to snatch
the paper before Joe had a chance. folding it she
tucked it into her breast pocket of her frilly pink
blouse.

"Now Sit Down" "Never in all my years as a teacher
have I ever been so,  embarrassed, never have I had a
student of mine, be so blatantly vulgar, why I can't
imagine what your father will say about this"

To himself as he folded back into his seat he
muttered, "oh, I dunno, I can, but what he is going to
say is not my concern, it's what will go with what he
says that I think will bother me, no I know it will."

Joe sat silently for the rest of the school day, he
had just meant it to be funny, after all she did say
the "Bare" essentials,"

He felt the tap on his shoulder, and leaned back.

"Oh, buddy, you sure are in for it this time, you have
my deepest  sympathy, and my undying appreciation, the
look on IL' Joneses face was one I'll treasure for
years."

"Uh thanks Mitch, but"

A number of hours later Little Joe Cartwright sat on
the hearth in the great room of the Ponderosa,
awaiting the arrival of his father, not something he
was looking forward to, his attempt at humor through
art had failed, and he was worried. the door opened
and instead of Pa, Adam came in stopping instantly the
look of pure fear rose in his dark Hazel eyes.
"Uh-uh,he-hell- um, I I mean Hello, Miss Jones, he
gave a meaningful glare at Joe.

"Is there something wrong?" something wrong? stupid,
of coarse there's something wrong she is standing in
the middle of the house, oh God!'
"There most certainly is, she began to fan herself
once again, Adam had to decide if he wanted to chance
trying to catch her if she swooned which she appeared
ready to do. Abagail recovered, Adam thanked God.
Avoiding her in a wide circle, he went and stood in
front of his baby brother. Joe stood up and
immediately looked as contrite and sorry as he could.
Adam folded his arms across his chest, looking from
Abby to his brother and back.

"Is one of you going to tell me what this is all
about"

"Ummm, see, A-adam, it it was jes- a misunderstanding,
honest!"

"Oh, " Adam's brow rose over his dark eye, so much
like Pa"

"It always is."

"Here, Adam I think you best see the evidence and
decide for yourself, however in the interest of
modesty, and such I fear you should view it in another
room," he face began to color. "Ahem, I see," Adam
turned and taking the folded paper he went into the
kitchen, for some reason just as he got to the corner
he had to oddest feeling Abagail was intently staring
at his back, a funny whimper seemed to emanate from
her, Joe cringed.

It was merely seconds before Adam stormed back.'
"What in God's name were you thinking BOY!" he raged.
his own face now very pink, as out of the corner of
his eye he caught the lusty smile on Abagail's face.

"It- it w-as- a joke, sort of, kind of, see its like
this..."

He never got to finish. The door exploded open and Ben
stood there, he had stopped in town to ride home with
his youngest son, who as we know was already home.

"H-hi Pa"

"dont- don-t even try to explain this one Joseph"

Miss Jones I apologize for my son's inexcusable
behavior and he will do so himself tomorrow morning
before the entire class, now, if you will excuse us,"

"Hoss be so kind as to show Miss Jones out to her
carriage." turning he marched his young budding artist
upstairs. " bu but Pa she said the Bare necessities,
honest I was"

"Not one more word!" it was spoken in that deathly
quiet tone.

When Hoss came back in he asked Adam what this was all
about. Adam looked from the folded paper to the
stairs, then to Hoss,

"I suppose you could call it an art project gone
wrong,"

"what did shortshanks mean by Bare necessity?"

Adam just grinned and showed him the picture.

"Oh Lordy, " Hoss gulped,

"Yes, to say the least, art in its finer points in not
one of our younger brothers vast and varied talents"
"Michaelangelo, he ain't!"

"Ya don't think Pa's gonna"

With that an all two familiar sound echoed down
through the floor board.

"I'm afraid so" Adam replied with a great sigh,"Want
to help me in the barn?"

Hoss shook his head, he hated to see Joe in trouble,
with a shrug he tossed the picture into the flames,
then with a chuckle he followed Adam.

"it were kind of creative, ya gotta admit that"

"True," they stopped at the door to listen for another
minute,

"But Pa has a way with designs himself.

the END!

Cheryl/Sadie


 

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