Linda Lou
By DebbieB
DLB1248@aol.com
Dear Abby,
My name is Joe Cartwright, I'm a young, single, rather handsome, dashing
sort
of fellow, or so I've been told. But it isn't my appearance that I'm writing
to you about. It's Linda Lou…but don't be fooled by the name,, she's a knock
out.
Linda Lou's hair is a golden reddish color when the sunlight hits it and
her
eyes…oh wow…those eyes. They are huge brown puppy dogdog looking eyes that
make
my heart melt every time I look into them. Linda Lou is a popular with all
the young bulls that have tried to court her, but she doesn't fancy any
one but
me, and I'm glad, cause I do have a bit of a jealous streak.
So you ask, what's the problem? Well, I suppose it's just me. You see,
Abby…
Linda Lou wants me to…I hesitate to say the word.
Should I? I mean, after all, I've been taught better than to put my hands
on…
such attributes, but Linda Lou sure can be persuasive at times, especially
when we are out in the barn alone, know what I mean?
She likes to nuzzle and every time I came within her reach, she's always
trying to lay her head on my shoulder. Linda Lou likes to kiss me too, but
her
tongue is long and wet and it really is a turn off you know.
What do you think I should do?
I've known Linda Lou since she was a tiny little thing; why, when her mama
died, I even fed her, her bottle. Now that she's grown up, Pa says she's
ready
and since she and I have been friends for the last couple of years, I should
be the first. But I don't know…I'm not sure I'm ready…pleasease tell me
what do
you think?
Should I?
I mean, Miss Abby, if you really, really think it's alright, I'll do it.
Only thing, I'd like to be alone with Linda Lou when we do it the first
time, but
Pa, Adam and Hoss insist on watching. They want to make sure I do it right
and that I don't hurt her. But to my way of thinking, that ain't natural.
I
mean, what man wants his father and brothers watching the first time he
does it
with his favorite girl? I sure don't.
I wish I could talk to you face to face. I'd introduce you to Linda Lou
personally and then you could see straight away whether or not you think
she's
ready for such an intimate act.
Well, I hear Pa coming in from the barn. He said a little while ago that
he
had Linda Lou waiting for me in the barn and that it was time I did what
was
right, so I guess I'd better get on with it. I wouldn't be much of a man
if I
kept a lady waiting, would I?
Pa seems to have forgotten that it won't be the first time for me; shoot,
I've done this lots of times before. Adam thinks he's better at this than
I am,
but I've seen the looks on the faces of the ones Adam has done before. My
hands are warmer than his, that's why the ladies like me better…andd I don't
squeeze as hard as Adam, or Hoss for that matter. Can you only imagine what
Hoss'
big hands do when they squeeze around those taunt little…
I'm sorry, Abby, to take up your time like this, but I guess it's now or
never. Pa says to hurry up…Linda Lou is ready to become a womman. Oh, did
I
mention that Linda Lou is the heifer I've raised? Yep, she's a fine one,
she is…
so, I guess its milking time…thanks Abby, you've been a big help.
Yours truly,
Joe Cartwright